By most people's standards (and perhaps most notably his own), Chad Ochocinco had a disappointing season in 2010: 67 catches, 831 yards and four TDs, numbers that made this most recent NFL campaign the third-worst of his 10-year career.

But if we're to believe what we read on Twitter (and really, why wouldn't we?), the 33-year-old may have found an antidote for aging statistics: hiring the fastest man in the world to coach him.

"Just got on the scale and I'm 203, 30 more pounds and I'll be set,I won't lose speed I'll actually get faster with my speed coach Usain Bolt"

--Ochocinco on Twitter Tuesday